Earlier today I followed my favourite number plate of many a day.
You have a favourite number plate?
(Can you sound a little less incredulous)
Yes I say. Although it does change from time to time I say.
Oh you say.
(And did you whisper 'Weirdo' as you turned away,
Don't think I don't know you're doing it)
Ok, tell us, you say.
I will. BL08 WZD.
Which we all know spells blob wizard.
What a magnificent career that would be.
No ministry of muggling here. Harry Potter, eat my shorts.
